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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:41
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Sed autem voluptatibus minima impedit officia ipsa.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Unacceptable again!
Est ad incidunt reiciendis ut aut.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No go.
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...